Sunday, April 20, 2008


Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade is on in the background. I just glanced up to see the little blonde cooking in her EXTREMELY gaudy pink and white kitchen. With her lacy pink shirt. Using pink towels, pink kitchen utensils.

She was making a pink strawberry cream cheese dip that she was stirring with her pink spatula and she spooned it into a pink bowl that she placed on a pink cake stand.

Oh gawd I think it's me as a blonde on TV!!!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

My uterus is burning.